Fat people to the rescue

In the "I wish I'd thought of this myself" category, according to "The Green Game", fat people are doing their bit to save the planet. It's really those long-lived skinny people who aren't sustainable. Bastards.

PS: Note the bit above the highlighted answer that recommends you not flush used medications down the loo because its "turning some fish into addicts". I've gotta get me a fillet of junky fish. ("It tastes just like horse!")